Is consistency a virtue?
This just in:
Michigan has two of the three most dangerous cities in the entire country, Flint & Detroit. Detroit, however, is doing much better and is only #2 just like last year... Flint is a bit more ambitious and has moved from #4 to #3.
Here is the site with the rankings: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/30/D8L2OIB80.html
Still we are not as bad as St. Louis.
We can always say, "At least we are not in St. Louie!"
Ann Arbor, Mich. is a meager 75 and pretty safe (the Peters and McNally clans are really the only dangerous thing there, not to mention that rough CTK bunch. Calm down and relax Dave and Justin you will be fine... they are easily frightened).
Irving, Texas comes in at 138 (thats me, I carry around a pogo-stick and a saber just to be safe).
Grand Rapids, Mich. is a bit more dangerous at 222 (Brendan's Family wears body armour when outside).
Los Angeles is even worse at 250 ( I am not sure if this is because of the Felix clan or not...)
St. Paul, Minn. is even more dangerous than L.A. at 291 (just find a hole to hide in Joe).
Houston is a warzone at 325 (poor Domenic never had a chance...).
Detroit is at a mega 370 (I figure it would be #1 if Rutherford was not flexing his big muscles) Good-luck all you Sacred Heart warriors or POWs...
~awesome sean
A.S. If you are depressed just remember you are not in Florida with all the sharks and bugs the size of Chickens... Chris do not forget your Shark-spray.
Michigan has two of the three most dangerous cities in the entire country, Flint & Detroit. Detroit, however, is doing much better and is only #2 just like last year... Flint is a bit more ambitious and has moved from #4 to #3.
Here is the site with the rankings: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/30/D8L2OIB80.html
Still we are not as bad as St. Louis.
We can always say, "At least we are not in St. Louie!"
Ann Arbor, Mich. is a meager 75 and pretty safe (the Peters and McNally clans are really the only dangerous thing there, not to mention that rough CTK bunch. Calm down and relax Dave and Justin you will be fine... they are easily frightened).
Irving, Texas comes in at 138 (thats me, I carry around a pogo-stick and a saber just to be safe).
Grand Rapids, Mich. is a bit more dangerous at 222 (Brendan's Family wears body armour when outside).
Los Angeles is even worse at 250 ( I am not sure if this is because of the Felix clan or not...)
St. Paul, Minn. is even more dangerous than L.A. at 291 (just find a hole to hide in Joe).
Houston is a warzone at 325 (poor Domenic never had a chance...).
Detroit is at a mega 370 (I figure it would be #1 if Rutherford was not flexing his big muscles) Good-luck all you Sacred Heart warriors or POWs...
~awesome sean
A.S. If you are depressed just remember you are not in Florida with all the sharks and bugs the size of Chickens... Chris do not forget your Shark-spray.
posted by Awesome Sean at
1:39 PM
5 Comments:
Geez, St. Louis beets our baseball team then beats us in killing of its own citizens. Damn, Detroit just can't catch a break.
Think about it: "Second worst place to live"? Second place is first loser, people. You can't put "second worst place to live" on a bumper sticker and be proud about it. Ugh!
It is all so clear now.
I had been wondering what all of those pirates were up to in Houston.
Tried looking for Grattan (the actual "hometown"), but then I remembered that we don't even have a police force to report anything...
I only have one thing to say...sharks don't like beans. So the spray is only for personal pleasures. Oh and Los Angeles is the place to live! HA ha.
... "beets"? shit.
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