OMG! Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe split??!!

"LOS ANGELES - Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, who started the year on an Oscar-winning high, are ending it on a low note: The couple have separated [!!!]." - The Associated Press
This was the fifth most popular news story earlier today (only 5th??). I can't believe this has happened. I have nothing to live for now. Reese and Ryan split up? But things were going so well! I mean, they have two kids. 7-yr-old Ava and 3-yr-old Deacon. They all looked so happy. Reese said she loved Ryan when she was on Oprah - was she just lying? How can people's true love not work out? This is so wrong.
Hmm, maybe it's a publicity stunt. I mean - their life had to have been not quite perfect - but pretty darn close. I mean, these people make movies, like, whenever they want. PLUS they are both married to someone who acts in movies. Could anyone seriously want more than that? Of course not!
Reese, Ryan, I have hope in you. Don't cave in. PLEASE - do not start a dangerous trend among hollywood stars of not being completely happy and faithful to one another. What kind of message will that send to today's youth? If we lose your shimmering witness, what do we have left? The average american husband and wife?
Yeah, that's a good one.

6 Comments:
Is it bad that I have no idea who these people are? Will someone name a film that I ought to have seen in which either one of these actors feature?
Walk the Line, Sweet Home Alabama, Legally Blond (Witherspoon), Crash (Phillipe).
Scary that I actually know a movie question...I think I may be getting out too much...oh, wait...that was before Seminary.
Brendan you can't lie, you didn't have a life before seminary...! At least Dominic is serious and truthful. JK!
Brendan is in seminary?!?!?
I thought he was in a cemetary, digging graves and whatnot...
This makes much more sense.
Oh and Domenic is very rarely serious and almost never truthful... for instance he claims he does not know who they are. Are we supposed to believe there is something or someone Domenic does not know?
Of course not!
Nice try D'Ettore, but we, here at the awesome friends having many smartiness two, kaught u!
"Smartiness"...is that a new word? Or is it just an old entry in the Dictionary of the McNallian language?
The Perfect Couple... It only goes to say that even when you have the most beautiful wife in the world you still are going to sleep with another women. What was Ryan thinking????
-Dante
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