Inquisition
No one ever suspects the Spannish Inquisition...
Now answer me these questions three?
1. What is your favorite color?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
4. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
5. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
6. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
7. If you choke a smurff, what color will it turn?
8. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
9. How can someone "draw a blank"?
10. David Jaquith did you ever get the package I sent you?
11. Well did you?
12. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
13. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
14. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
15. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
16. If Bl. Duns Scotus & William of Ockham got into a fight with St. Thomas Aquinas & Hello Kitty who would win?
17. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
18. Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
19. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
20. Well did you?
~awesome sean
A.S. I found these online...
Now answer me these questions three?
1. What is your favorite color?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
4. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
5. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
6. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
7. If you choke a smurff, what color will it turn?
8. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
9. How can someone "draw a blank"?
10. David Jaquith did you ever get the package I sent you?
11. Well did you?
12. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
13. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
14. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
15. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
16. If Bl. Duns Scotus & William of Ockham got into a fight with St. Thomas Aquinas & Hello Kitty who would win?
17. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
18. Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
19. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
20. Well did you?
~awesome sean
A.S. I found these online...
posted by Awesome Sean at
1:12 PM
5 Comments:
13. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
btw a really cool sushi resteraunt opened up about 1.5mi from my house.
and let me add one:
"Why does Sean post on AF most often when he should most urgently be doing other things?"
haha. that's AWESOME, for sure. good job, sean-boy!
Now I know that I am not the best at math...but that seemed to be a little bit more that "questions three."
yeah i counted at least eighine.
Now I know I am not the best at grammer but, "but that seemed to be a little more that "questions three." does not seem to make any sense.
*than
And yes since you are not good at math, leave the counting to us professionals!
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