Klobe, F.Y.I. (before I R.I.P.)

Klobe's of the world, you may now relax. Your butts, that is. Thanks to Under-Tec's recent technological breakthrough, there is now underwear that filters flatulence. You heard me. Here's a link to the news article:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,246099,00.html

So go ahead. Eat those refried beans. Drink as much cervesa as you please. 'Cause Johnny, there's a new sheriff in town. And its name is Under-Ease.