Awesome (Man) Law:
15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.
Addendum to Man Law No. 15:If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

6 Comments:
You do not address how long before the ride one may call shotgun. Can I pre-emptively call the next trip after I get out of the car from a previous trip?
If not why?
Proposed awesome addendum (for clarification):
Men must be in the act of moving towards the vehicle with the intention of entering and traveling and have the said vehilce in sight before shotgun may be declared.
Thanks for explaining, guys. I was wondering why I get shotgun all the time in Yaski.
You know that the Awesome Car is above petty "rules" like "Awesome" Man Law #15. First of all, whoever sees the Awesome Car is not going to think of calling "Shotgun" because he will be stunned by TAC's awesome beauty and sleek sexiness. Secondly, the Driver of the Awesome Car (Awesome Dave) will never overrule a call of "Shotgun" - he simply won't acknowledge it. As many of you know, Awesome Dave watches in amusement as lesser men fight for the privilege to sit next to him in TAC, knowing fully that he could lock the side door and drive away without them.
Those rules sound familiar...now I wonder where they came from?
satan.
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