Iraq, then Iran, then...
After we finish installing democracy, freedom, and a Starbucks in Iraq and then later Iran whats next?
It is a well known fact that they only have a few horses, some snow dogs and a mule so we can probably just walk in. Here's the basic idea:
I already think I have overplanned this thing... it most likely will be much easier than this. I mean we might not even have to walk... we might only need to just say you are now Michigan Jr. and that will be that.
Canada is rich in snow deposits and known for its French type people (another reason for an assured victory).
I propose the territory to the north, Canada!
It is a well known fact that they only have a few horses, some snow dogs and a mule so we can probably just walk in. Here's the basic idea:
I already think I have overplanned this thing... it most likely will be much easier than this. I mean we might not even have to walk... we might only need to just say you are now Michigan Jr. and that will be that.Canada is rich in snow deposits and known for its French type people (another reason for an assured victory).
So spread the word, eh.
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Update by Awesome Thomas:
Domenic brought up a valid argument against the success of Sean's campaign:
Once again proving that the greatest asset favouring Canada in war with the US is an unmarked map, Gen. McNally has drawn out invasion plans that deftly avoid all the population centres in the country. Go ahead with your invasion, Sean. No one will notice. Tell me all about the tundra when you get back.
I've managed to secure an intelligence picture of one of the "population centres" that Domenic mentions in his comments:
posted by Awesome Sean at
4:56 PM
6 Comments:
but I am le tired.
Once again proving that the greatest asset favouring Canada in war with the US is an unmarked map, Gen. McNally has drawn out invasion plans that deftly avoid all the population centres in the country. Go ahead with your invasion, Sean. No one will notice. Tell me all about the tundra when you get back.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
That's what EVERYONE thinks about Canada. But no one remembers that the canadian army (Dudley and Bob, that is) have a small cadre of genetically enhanced beavers that are trained to sabotage american buildings. And they also have Red Green. Woe to ye that underestimate Red Green!!
After we defeat you, you will be our slaves! And then you will have to fetch us our slippers, iron our trousers, sharpen our skates, wipe our noses, and scratch that spot on our backs which we cannot reach no matter how hard we try!
I hope you like blubber.
So the Canadians in the red-green squad will crush us with Duct-tape? Remind me to run for cover...
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