Friday, December 15, 2006

Buru in the News!

It's Friday so you know what time it is! That's right! It's time for another weekly roundup of Buru in the News!


  • "The Law Enforcement Section, Department of Immigration and National Registration conducted patrols along Brunei waters by using two patrol boats - 'Banteras' and 'Buru' - at the country's entry and exit points yesterday." Read next to find out what the Buru patrol boat does to illegal immigrants!
  • "Later that night Otieno managed to 'convince' the woman to accompany him to his house in Buru Buru. When they reached home, the woman asked whether she could have more drinks to which Otieno obliged because he had some bottles in the house. It was while they were enjoying the nightcap that she slipped what the mystery novels refer to as a ‘Mickey’ into his drink and Otieno was soon snoring on the table. Then she went the gate and somehow befriended the watchman, who helped her to steal his video and DVD players, mobile phone and all the money Oteino had. Read next to learn about what the watchman decided to do - it is Buru Buru Island after all!
  • "While she’s not saying the name of the song/songs she’s entering either, she promises it will continue along the line of the traditional Buru Brokdong style, much like the Balahu which won her Artist of the Year and Song of the Year at the first competition." Read next to see what horrible combination of words will assault you next! You'll be amazed!

And in case you were wondering, that image above is the "lau buru" ("four heads") and is considered to be an "ancient Indo-European symbol. A symbol for what? Gee, I wonder. Just take a look at it again and see if you can guess! Wee!

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Buru in the News!

(This segment brought to you by the Exclamation Point: "The Explamation Point: Don't shout without us!!")

3 Comments:

Blogger Awesome Sean said...

And you why nobody ever gives you a penny for your thoughts....

A is for Awesome
B is for Buru
C is for ????
...
P is for Papist

We are on a role for cornering the internets use of certain words, lets not stop while we are ahead.

"Crusade" is not a bad word... neither is "Charity" ...

3:01 AM  
Blogger Awesome Sean said...

insert the word "wonder" above

3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'C is for Cookies and that's good enough for me' - the Cookie Monster

9:01 AM  

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