Unfortunate...
I read this piece of news today:
Dallas, TX -Police said a 12-year-old boy and his sister held up an East Dallas convenience store, but they were after candy instead of money.
The boy pulled a pistol, grabbed the treat and walked out just before school Wednesday morning, police said.
Dallas police are working with school leaders to identify the children.
This article begs the questions, "Just how dumb are our young?", "What kind of education are they recieving?"
This child, by the early age of 12, did not know that you always go after the cash register... not the merchandise. Especially candy, there is no black market for sweets. That kid is going to have to eat all that suger himself... then cavities, and a life of decayed, yellow, grins.... he is getting whats comin' to him!
Which brings me to another aspect of societal decay, Hollywood. Yes, even Hollywood has betrayed our core capitalistic values for a life of epicurian vice. If that child watched the classics such as Scarface, and Goodfellas, he would know go for the green... Yet, he is probably watching the Cookie Monster or Winnie the Pooh, that obese, gluttonous, bear of the honey hive. Everywhere he turns the media pushs the cancerous coco bean down his throat.
We used to be capitalists, not bavarian fudge slugs...
This kid should be found and reprimanded, it is never too early to learn:
Dallas, TX -Police said a 12-year-old boy and his sister held up an East Dallas convenience store, but they were after candy instead of money.
The boy pulled a pistol, grabbed the treat and walked out just before school Wednesday morning, police said.
Dallas police are working with school leaders to identify the children.
This article begs the questions, "Just how dumb are our young?", "What kind of education are they recieving?"
This child, by the early age of 12, did not know that you always go after the cash register... not the merchandise. Especially candy, there is no black market for sweets. That kid is going to have to eat all that suger himself... then cavities, and a life of decayed, yellow, grins.... he is getting whats comin' to him!
Which brings me to another aspect of societal decay, Hollywood. Yes, even Hollywood has betrayed our core capitalistic values for a life of epicurian vice. If that child watched the classics such as Scarface, and Goodfellas, he would know go for the green... Yet, he is probably watching the Cookie Monster or Winnie the Pooh, that obese, gluttonous, bear of the honey hive. Everywhere he turns the media pushs the cancerous coco bean down his throat.
We used to be capitalists, not bavarian fudge slugs...
This kid should be found and reprimanded, it is never too early to learn:
Candy does NOT pay!
posted by Awesome Sean at
3:50 PM
4 Comments:
If I ever start a rock band, we're calling ourselves the Bavarian Fudge Slugs.
Kyu!
Of course, these kids could have a promising future as villains in Gotham City. They just need some kickin' costumes.
I seriously just figured out who benihime is...
and also: candy totally pays - in sweet sugary goodness.
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