I claim victory.
I recently nominated myself for the last Bodington's when I was at CTK. No one dared to challenge me and, as always, I departed the field victorious. Sorry guys, better luck next time.Labels: The Awesome Thom
posted by Thomas Peters at
12:29 AM
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Um, I'm pretty sure that drinking alone is banned by man-laws. At least, it should be. And so should you.
Wherein art thou good, but to taste sack and drink it?
Wherein cunning, but in craft? Wherein crafty but in villainy? Wherein villainous, but in all things?
Wherein worthy but in nothing?
Thou odiferous tickle-brained bladder!Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax and art a very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow, or a leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
Take my beer again! And I shall give you yet another taunting!
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Yeah! What Sean said!
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