Friday, July 13, 2007

IT BEGINS:

DON"T PANIC ?

Dear Enlightened Believers,

IF you recieved my last 'messages of unbridled truth and freedom' then you know that it was only a matter of time before the "west nile-mosquitoes-robin-crow conspiracy" materialized. The battle has begun... they have struck first at our weakest.... the Czech Republic! My mechanical super secret sources report (the transmission was scrambled, this is all the info we have):

"The Czech Republic has found two ... [possibly 'thousand'?] outbreaks of bird flu ....[possibly 'every'?] where the deadly strain of the virus .....
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.... sources says that H5 had been confirmed in two flocks of around 70,000 birds, at .... [possibly 'the Capitol'?] and the eastern towns of Chocen and Netreby which are .... [possibly 'of supreme importance'?]
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The results of further tests to confirm the presence of the deadly H5N1 strain are .... [possibly 'spreading.'?]
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The two farms are within the three-kilometre exclusion zone already established around the village of Norin where the H5N1 strain was confirmed in a 28,000-strong flock of chickens.
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Scientists .... fear the virus will ultimately mutate into a form easily transmissible between humans, which could trigger a global pandemic with the potential to kill millions of people.
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How many brave soldiers have we lost? It is too early to tell. Prepare for the worst.... you could be next!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

~UNIT 369258A

1 Comments:

Blogger Thomas Peters said...

see, my geography sucks. i didnt know czech covered HALF OF FREAKING EUROPE....

2:56 PM  

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